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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

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nflstreet:

feeling your computer getting slower though the years is one of the most heartbreaking things ever

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If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

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could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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nippled:

no mom, I can’t make my bed, I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad ass rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese

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